You had a bad day too? Poor you, life sucks right? No problem, the @xcapedcat’s papa and mama are here to help you get through it. It’s not a mental illness nor a sentimental issue, it’s just a bad day that you will recover from, and fall in it again and again as long as you are breathing. There is no way out dude.
1- Hang a picture of your boss/teacher/whatever and shot waterballoons on it…
2- Try yoga for the first time and upset the whole rest of the class by being fidgety.
3- Take the tableware sets you got from your mother in law and toss it on the wall… you never liked the design anyway…
4- Get on twitter and troll @barackobama with some nasty pics.
5- Call all your friends and tell them how shitty your life is and feel much better later because now they feel bad for you.
6- Book your dream holiday – and get a cancelation insurance.
7- Write a blog post about getting rid of your anger and bother all your readers with it.
8- Cancel your subscribtion for the newspaper as there are only bad news in it anyway.
9- Youtube the hell out of yourself and unsubscribe from all the channels.
10- Girls – get your nails done — Boys – watch you a Chinese Kung Fu movie!
11- Buy the biggest bucket of ice cream available and enjoy.
12- Don’t count your calories you gained with number 11.
13- Stop being paranoid about the number 13.
Dear reader please note that we kindly added exactly 13 things you can do against your bad day… If you are superstitious your day turned from bad to worse in the 3 minutes it took you to read this list. Of course we can not be held liable for making your day worse.
Oh and PS: say hi to your boss from us.