You all blogs reading savvy noticed that 70% of them blogs have written about Valentine’s Day celebration. It all goes from how to have a kick ass Valentine’s Day to How to bake the perfect Valentine’s Day Chocolate Cake. What you don’t know is as the studies show (don’t even ask me for a link, I am making this all up I am just trying to look well informed) 65% of the couples want to spice up their relationship and think that the best way to spice it up is by being mean. Women want us (Men) to surprise them, as we men love to have our other half come up with crazy stuff. No thinking Perv though, we are just writing about this Rose Day. After a conversation with my blogging partner @glitterglitzer, I thought about showing
you them how to just turn the whole beauty off. Who wants to do that on the most beautiful day of the year? Come on Now.
Here are the 10 Valentine’s Day Turn Offs in my point of view, that will help you break up easily.
1- To have a cruise ride near the Somali boarders, Somali pirates don’t like Roses
2- Plan a trip to Egypt, Syria and Libya. Oh well any Arab country with 30 years of ruling ‘leader’
4- Tell him you’re pregnant.
5- Invite him/her to ‘romantic’ dinner at your parent’s. It’s not Thanksgiving; it’s Valentine’s Day, Remember???
6- Tell her she could have been prettier if she’d stick to her gym sessions
7- Give her the chocolate with the name of another woman on it.
8- Take her as a surprise to see the local Mud Bike Race.
9- Invite all of your beer drinking buddies over to watch a football game, now you know why the superbowl never takes place on February 14!
10- Confess to her that you are actually still married but will leave your wife soon.
I’ll go with the number 1, 2, 3….10 what about you? Now would you be my Valentine?